is your mom at the bar?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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