Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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