"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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