the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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