I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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