if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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