4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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