Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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