I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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