So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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