We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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