Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so let's talk penis.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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