yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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