Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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