So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I wish i was in the wii world.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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