just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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