? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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