you win again, gameday.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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