Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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