he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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