i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
i out mim tonsoeep
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Randomize
