Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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