Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
