If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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