Dual....:-)
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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