I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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