He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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