I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
the room spins SO much faster in panama
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
tell me about the eggs
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