I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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