You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
My penis needs a shock collar
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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