At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
my poor anus
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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