lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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