I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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