But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
im holly from the hills drunk
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Cover your peen. We're going out.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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