At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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