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so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.

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(847): View more from Illinois

just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom

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(530): View more from California

shit pants at work. discarded underwear.

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just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?

(530): View more from California

yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

to do: lose virginity to hamster dance

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(949): View more from California

the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach

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um or while having sex on a train

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(908): View more from New Jersey

don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."

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(914): View more from New York

tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.

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(716): View more from New York

Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch

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