This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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