Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I'm always down for nudity.
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