Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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