Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I intend to get homeless drunk
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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