Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
