I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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