It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
