I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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