the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize