is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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