How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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