I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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