if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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