Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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