Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
