Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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