Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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