so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I need a beard to bite.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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